“IT”….GOT ME*

Excuse me for not coming over today for a visit…yet. I still hope to do so. I was “HIT” last night with…..WHATEVER you want to call it! I can barely function! I guess no dancing for me today! I am being ordered back to bedrest! I will try to take a peek later! Hope all is well! Thanks for stopping in today! I was cheered up with your comments, and I did my BEST to respond to them all. Sorry if I missed you! See you soon?

Luisa Doraz

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE..too easy…too good!

I first posted this DELICIOUS RECIPE……on Tuesday, October 28, 2008. The recipe got a lot of hits! Everyone loved it! I thought it would be GREAT for the holidays! Let me know what you think after you make it!

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
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4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mugAdd dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

 

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

Chocolate Pudding in a Mug
Serves 1

In the early days of microwave ovens, a recipe like this was always part of the demonstrations given by manufacturers’ home economists. It proved how fast and how much fun the microwave could be. It still does.
1 tablespoon cornstarch

2 tablespoons cocoa powder

2 tablespoons sugar

3/4 cup milk

1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

1. In a large mug (at least 12 ounces), dissolve the cornstarch, cocoa, and sugar in the milk.

2. Microwave on high for 90 seconds, or until mixture boils.

3. Stir in the vanilla extract.

4. Chill in the refrigerator at least 1 hour.

Substitutions: Instead of cocoa, use 3 tablespoons chocolate bits. Stir them into the hot pudding with the vanilla. Instead of vanilla, use orange zest, grated or very finely julienned.

Idea from my friends. Let me know if any good! Will also try it.

You have KRISTI to thank for this one!

GIFTS ON MY LIST *

WHAT WOULD SOME GIFTS BE ON YOUR HOLIDAY “WISH LIST,” THAT ARE LESS THAN $100.00?

Girls night out…LAUGH withDORAZ*

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’

SPACE ADVENTURE*

SOON…YOU WILL BE GOING INTO SPACE….TO THE MOON, FOR 6 MONTHS. WHAT WOULD YOU LOVE TO HAVE AS YOUR LAST “REAL MEAL” ON EARTH BEFORE YOU GO?

Diana Krall – Fly me to the moon

That Genie……LAUGH with DORAZ*

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, “Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?”

The english guy says, “A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle”.

“Wow”, says the American, “Can I have a go?”

“Sure”, Says the Englishman.

The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, “You have one wish” Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says “I don’t believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks”.

The Englishman says “Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?”.

DELIVERY from THE DORAZ BOUTIQUE*

I wanted to send out hugs to ALL OF YOU who feel you would like some! I hope they bring you comfort, love, and a smile or two! Do not be afraid to show emotions. They give us the strength to move ahead in this crazy world of ours!
Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

PLEASE PASS ON THE HUGS……….

STARING*

WHAT DO YOU LOVE STARING AT FOR HOURS AT A TIME?

Cooking……LAUGH with DORAZ*

Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”

Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”

I realize the jealously… a poem*

There isn’t a day that goes by
that I realize many happenings
They are right at my front door
and they are miles away
I realize the sincerity in this world, and embrace it
I realize the jealously
and feel saddened by it
I realize the genuineness of love that is showered on others,
and I consume it
I realize the jealously
and feel saddened by it
I realize that spirituality brings peace to many
and I am amongst them
I realize the jealously
and feel saddened by it
Release it
Shed it
Let it fly into the darkness
away from your heart
and into the winds
Forever

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz