Release pause

I decided to release the “pause” button for laughter in my life that I pressed of late.

When someone you love dearly parts this world

and continues their path in their new “home”,

one is entitled to a pause so as to reflect on life in their own world.

Well, I am ready to keep living now and do the very best I can do

with what ever life decides to throw my way.

Of late, thanks to the “news”, I have a lot to laugh about.

I decided crying about it just makes “them” win more.

I will win.

I will LAUGH!

Have Faith

Have Hope

Have Love

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz.

Smiles are contagious

I have been really busy writing away as a Master Editor for my friends at Everipedia.com. Have you created your page yet? What are you waiting for? Come on over! If you want a page, just ask! 🙂

Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

Peaceful SMILES

 

MY WISH IS THAT YOU ALWAYS SEE THE SMILES IN THE EYES OF THE PEOPLE YOU MEET, NOT THE HATRED.

MY WISH IS THAT YOU ACCEPT THOSE PEOPLE FOR WHOM THEY ARE, NOT FOR WHOM YOU WANT THEM TO BE.

MY WISH IS THAT YOU EMPATHIZE WITH WHAT THEY ARE GOING THROUGH IN LIFE, AND OFFER YOUR COMPASSION TO EASE THE PAIN.

PLEASE HELP MY WISH TO BE SOMETHING I WILL SEE WITH MY EYES WHEN I LOOK IN MY SURROUNDINGS.

PLEASE DO NOT LET IT CONTINUE TO BE THE NIGHTMARES THAT  ONLY EXPRESS  ONES HATRED.

MAY YOU ALL HAVE MANY PEACEFUL SMILES…ALWAYS.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Happy Turkey Day or is it FISH Day for you?

 

Please pass the fish.”

“The fish, you say?”

“Isn’t it suppose to be Turkey Day?”

“No, today is a day where we all gather round.

and show thanks for whatever kind of good food is going to be found.”

“Oh, I see. It is all about THANKS”

May you all enjoy the love and warmth found with your family and friends. May you all have big SMILES with all of the crazy times that WILL happen! lol Take lots of photos! Eat lots of food. Take a nap! lol

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

 

 

JOKE OF THE DAY*

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.” Ralph asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?” “That’s obvious,” the saleslady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

MY BIRTHDAY FUN CONTINUES

What can I say? I know. ” Another birthday party? Hasn’t she had enough?”

Well, my mom said I needed even more! I have to listen to my mom, right? lol So, you guys have fun also! Enjoy life. Enjoy your family. Your friends. Your pets. You get it…ENJOY!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

P.S.- Thanks to those of you who went and created a page for my friends at
EVERIPEDIA.

A Woman’s Fairy Tale

I had to share this that a friend spent to me…too funny!

 

Once upon a time,

in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess’ lap
and said:
” Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:

I don’t think so honey!

Wanna Laugh with me?

“Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: “Congratulations, how did you do that?” The bat said: “Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family”. “Very good” said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, “How did you do that?” The bat replies ” Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children”. “Impressive” said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. “How on earth did you do that????” he asked. And the bat replies. “Do you see this tower?” Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says “Well, I didn’t”.”

You smiling???

PS…..I did not add these links.

Weekend humor…be sure to smile……..

An elderly man moved into a nursing home. After he’d been there a few days, a nurse noticed him leaning to the right, and strapped his left arm to the chair. A few days later, she noticed him leaning to the left, and strapped his right arm to the chair. Not long after that, she noticed him leaning forward in his chair, so she strapped him to the back of the chair. His daughter came to visit him. “How do you like this place?” she asked him. “It’s not bad,” he replied, “except they won’t let me fart.”

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A man goes up to heaven and says, “Hey, God. What’s a million years like for you?” And God says, “Oh, you know, like maybe a second.” So the man says, “Oh, wow. Well, then, how about this: What’s a million dollars worth to you?” And God says, “Oh, like, you know, about a penny.” So the man says, “Oh, wow. Well, in that case, can I have a million dollars?” And God says, “Sure, in a second.”

****

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, God! Help me!”

As the atheist spun helplessly through the air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me?”

“Give me a break!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster, either!”

Will you smile?

An elderly couple was sitting together in a nursing home. Bored, the woman said to the man, “Say, I bet I can guess your age.” The man replied, “I’d like to see that.” She said, “Okay, then, but before I can guess, you’ll have to take your clothes off.” Curious, he stood up and took off his clothes. Then she said, “Now turn around a few times.” He shrugged and turned around a few times. She watched carefully, and then said, “You’re 87.” He was astonished. “That’s amazing! How did you know?” She said “You told me yesterday.”

May you have a BIG smile on that face and may you have a week that brings you many smiles.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

I could not resist passing this one on. A friend sent it to me via email. lol Thanks Linda.