Are you stupid?

Definition of stupid: “having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense”

I am a person of fact. I always verify my information. I do not believe someone when they tell me something, until I can find facts to prove it. I rather have someone tell me flat out what their opinion of me is, rather than pretend and just act like every thing is good. I can always tell when someone is lying because of their eye movement and theri behavior. I hope you all find what ever it takes for YOU to be in charge of your behavior. YOU have a voice. YOU count. Just listen to what your persona is telling in. Rest. Think. Meditate. GET SMART.

Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

<The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool. Stephen King

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If you had a choice between marrying a guy/girl with a lot of money but has a rotten personality or a guy/girl who had a great job but could stand to work on a few of their personal features…but REALLY loved you, who would you pick and why? RICH or LOVING?

Fly me away …….

I do not want to do that anymore
I need a break for a bit
Can you please just get out of my way
so I can fly on my magic carpet?

Where would I go you ask?
What would I do?
Whatever I want to do, I say
and wherever I want to go!

No, do not say it is not possible
Do not start with that negative tone
I think I will get going now
Just, please just leave me alone!

Off I go
My first stop Africa
My next will start with a B!

I shall be gone for awhile

as you can see!
Do not miss me, OK?
I will think of you with a smile
I will think of you everyday

Bye

for Charlie……..

PRINCESS AND A FROG….yum yum JOKE*

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess lap and said “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, the princess had frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce in her dinner.

HAVE FUN…

LAUGH…

SMILE…

Boy..did it snow!

All I can say is, I sure am lucky my hubby grew up in snow storms in Jersey! The snow just would not stop. It was so beautiful when we were in the cabin having drinks near the fireplace. It was kind of pretty when we could see where we were driving on the way home. It was nasty when we had low visibility. I was having all kinds of panic attacks! My hubby just gave me that look! I guess being married to me over 25 years has made him that way! lol We managed to have a VERY relaxing time. We watched movies, ate delicious food, took walks in the snow, had lots of tea and coffee, and managed to say hi to a few of the neighbors before it was too hard to walk in the snow. My hubby got the snow blower working in the morning and it was not snowing at the time. Right after we loaded up the car and secured the house, it hit us big time. We just looked at each other and drove ahead. I do admit I did a lot of praying until we hit flat land. lol I LOVED the trip. Who knows when we go again. Hopefully soon.

Have a very eventful week. Be sure to smile often.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

FIREMAN SEX… LAUGH with DORAZ*

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled

‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘ BELL 3!’, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?

‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, ‘she replied’
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’

Contributed by Pam W.

Southern Women Do It With Style*…Time to Smile*

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news, Millie.

You have cancer in a very advanced stage. You’d best put your affairs in order.”
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

“Well, dear, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t going so well.
I have cancer. Let’s go to the club and have a martini.”

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling less somber. There were a few laughs and a few more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old country club friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, “I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.” The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, but you told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why in the world did you do that?”

“Because I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.”

And THAT, my friends, is what we in the south call, “Putting Your Affairs In Order.”

MAKE IT A GREAT DAY TODAY*

Today I will see the magic…
Today I will see the charm…
Today I will smile and sing…
Today I will great every one.

I will notice the little bird in the parking lot…
I will notice the trash on the floor…
I will notice the child crying for candy…
I will notice everything around me.

I will have a happy feeling.
I will have a smile on my face.,,
Iwill give myself a big hug or two…
I will enjoy the day.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

How is that attitude of yours doing today?

YIPPEEEE..IT’S FRIDAY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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The day is young…
It has just begun…
Get out your toys…
And have some fun.

The sun is shining…
It is not yet noon…
Take advantage of the daytime…
It will be night time soon.

Trips to your friends house….
Shopping for whatever you need…
Having a special lunch treat…
That does sound like fun..indeed!

No worries, no cares…
No reason to pout…
That is for sure…
What life is about.

Believe that every moment…
Is truly a gift…
I hope that my silly words…
Have given you all a little mental lift.

If not….oh well.
Have fun anyways.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO YOU….*

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IN YOUR OPINION, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO “ACT” IGNORANT….WHEN THEY ARE NOT?

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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy??
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?