Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!
Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the day!
I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m n the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
. When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach?
Still laughing?
Have a great weekend.
I am heading for the mountains.
See you soon.
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Believe in Yourself 
Here’s wishing you a wonderful weekend…keep smiling.
Thank you….I will smile till the day I die! lol Have a great weekend also. 😎
thank you for the laugh today.
🙂
ivonne
My pleasure. Hope you have a fun week.
I like the butterfly joke -It is an intelligent one too
Here is one on brunette–
What is black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch
A brunette who has told too many blond jokes –
lol Lviss, you have me laughing. lol Have a fun and sage week.
Nothing has changed since I was last here… you still write the most beautiful and funny things.. and you still touch the lives of others in a wondeful way. 🙂
I am so happy to see you again. Hope all is well in your world. I just got back from a short trip. Will be over soon. Stay safe and have a fun week. 😎
I am also so happy to see you again… all is well in my world.. and I see all is very well in yours! 🙂 Stay safe back at you and have a fun week too .. Look forward to seeing your words on my page again (thank you) 🙂
I had a chance to drop over. You have been busy. lol I love your writing. Happy to see you back to inspire us all. 😎
That was wonderful! Yes I’m still laughing. :+) Thanks Doraz!!!!
My pleasure Starla. You have been busy at your place. I love all of your cool photos. 😎
Thanks! I Love your cool glasses! And of course your funny jokes! :+)
A self-petting dog would be awesome!
I agree. I looked, no luck. If you find one, please let me know. Thanks for stopping in. Have a great rest of the week. 😎