More laughs for you……

 Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!

 Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

 My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

 The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.

 If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the day!

 I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m n the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

. When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach?

Still laughing?

Have a great weekend.

I am heading for the mountains.

See you soon.

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Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.’

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WHAT WAS THE STRANGEST DREAM YOU HAD, AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAD IT?

It’s great for your health to SMILE……..

I have read that there are lots of health benefits to smiling. When you smile you send happy thoughts to your brain, which in turn sends happy messages throughout your body. I would rather have happy stuff going through my body instead of nasty stuff, won’t you? So, remember…whenever you have a choice…SMILE.

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Believe in Yourself,

Luisa Doraz

Believe in Yourself!

I am getting so tired of seeing the majority of society walking around all over the place like they are in auto-pilot. Do they realize that they are not even noticed? Do they realize that most people do not even care about what is going on with them? Do they understand that one day, maybe sooner than they suspect, their gig is up? Well, I do not believe so.
I believe a lot of people are just doing what they think they are expected to be doing. You’re a baby doing all the cool baby stuff, you become a toddler and start noticing that everyone is not going goo -goo all over you anymore, then you become a TEENAGER…lookout, and finally an adult. During all those phases in your life, you start to realize that the whole world does not focus solely on you. You begin to develop survival mechanisms that help you stay sane….if you are lucky! I believe, somewhere along the way, we lose our SENSE OF HUMOR and our INDIVIDUALITY.
So, I guess what I am getting at is….DO NOT LOSE YOURSELF.
Don’t be afraid to sing in public or start dancing, when you hear a song you love. Do not be afraid to state your opinion , it counts. Do not be afraid to speak up when you notice something that is not right. Do not be afraid to EXPRESS YOURSELF. I love to express myself through dance. I am not a great dancer, but I ain’t too bad!!! I just love being “different.”
I like to write down, every so often, what I like about myself and what I think I should try to improve on. ( Of course, I never have any in that column.) It helps me stay focused on handling everyday stuff in my life. It is just one of the things that works for me. Try it , if you want.

Smile and Be Happy……..

“Do what you can, when you can, because you do not know when you won’t be able to any longer.” So if you see a pile of dishes in the sink, do not get angry over it. Instead smile and be happy you are still alive and able to do the dishes. When you see that pile of work on your desk, do not stress over it. Instead smile and be happy you are alive and well. You can do anything! When you remember you have that essay due for school, do not get anxiety over it. Just smile and be happy you have the day to work on it.

Just smile and be happy. Take it one day at a time. That is all we really have, isn’t it?

Believe in Yourself;

Doraz