More laughs for you……

 Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!

 Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

 My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

 The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.

 If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the day!

 I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m n the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

. When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach?

Still laughing?

Have a great weekend.

I am heading for the mountains.

See you soon.



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My friends, Pat & Fran..just sent me this. I just had to share it. This cat is AMAZING! Use the LEFT/RIGHT KEYS to turn the page.Try it……



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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the Other, ‘Windy,
isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied,
‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in,
‘So am I, Let’s have a beer.’


I have lots more jokes at my other blog…….

Thanks to Pam

What do you have to say….?

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How do you feel about people that carry a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss along with them during the day? Are you one of them?

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…5/11*

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If you had $10,000 to give to a CHARITY, would you rather help animals or humans?

DORAZ is………….


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Dennis’s Diary of Destruction
Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat.

When I go for my daily stroll of my favorite blogs, I am always AMAZED at this one! There is always fascinating adventures! There is always a great display of fellowship amongst friends! I am never disappointed! Dennis, Tucker, Dixie, and Trouble always know how to access a problem, and go full speed ahead to solve it! They always have a smile on their face while doing so! So, please stop by and say hi to them all! You will be happy you did!


Your friend,

Luisa Doraz!

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question….4/15*

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If you race your PET, in what ever they do best, what would be the final result?


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Guys….NEVER kick a cat…You know why?????*

Bad Mood

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Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/16 *

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What is the nicest thing you have ever done for one of your pets?