“Life’s tough……it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOHN WAYNE MOVIE?
CHAPPED LIPS JOKE
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in frontof the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine.
He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
“Hold on there, Mister,” said the sheriff. “Did I just see what I think I saw?”
“Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”
“And that cures them?” the Sheriff asked. “Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em.”
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STARLA
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It wasn’t really a John Wayne film but he was in it: The Longest Day An excellent war film with a multitude of mega stars of the day. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056197/
He does have some that are better than others. 🙂 Nice to see you at the party at Starla’s. Have you tried all of the food? lol 🙂
Oh great, now you have me daydreaming about cowboys! 😉 Happy Friday!!
That is a good one…if they are cute cowboys! lol 🙂
i say the same about the pool only its the kids that pee there…well maybe adults too. err…
i can always count on you for a smile.
I am happy to help! lol 🙂 Have fun today. 🙂
lol loved that.JW was and still is a fav of mine, fav JW film, hard to choose but I loved when he did the detective films in the 70s as big Jake xx
Hewass a very talented actor. 🙂 Good seeing you at Starla’s party. Have fun eating. Let’s dance!
how fun!
thank you for stopping by,
you rock!
😉
I dropped by the party,
you have gotten lots of treats and arts there,
fun place to be,
fun thoughts to keep,
Happy Spring!
you are the best!
Jingle…
You are sooo nice to help support Starla and all of her work to have a great party for all of us. I am sooo happy to be friends with such a person that has such a generous heart! Have fun today! 🙂
I remember watching John Wayne movies and thinking he was pretty smart at figuring out how to get out of those situations he got into. I liked most of his movies I saw.
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Have fun today Mario!
WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE AND MOON DONT SEE .
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Hey LVISS…that is the way to be!
lol
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I think the only John Wayne movie I’ve ever seen is “The Shootist”. So, that one.
Sounds like a winner to me….. 🙂
awards for you,
thank you for the support and blog love!
I am always sooo happy to visit your place….. 🙂
keep rocking,
you cool,
true friend!
Thanks Jingle….you are great! 🙂
f(x)=3-2x,
f(0)=3-2(0)=3-0=3,
f(1)=3-2(1)=3-2=1,
f(2)=3-2(2)=3-4=-1.
it is a pattern to follow,
the formula is 3-2x,
every time, replace x with value inside f(x), compute, then it is done…
never mind if it is too abstract!
My 2nd son is a Math major. He can do all of this stuff. 🙂 He loves it. Me, I do too…but, I do not get alot of it! lol 🙂