The WEEKEND AWAITS YOU…LAUGH IT UP*

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Three women die together in an accident

And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,

‘We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

There are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,

And although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to

Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’

The next day,

The second woman steps accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn’t miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together

With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,

Not wanting to be chained

For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months

Without stepping on any ducks,

But

One day St.Peter comes up to her

With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on

…. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,

‘I wonder what I did to deserve being

Chained to you for all of eternity?’

The guy says,

‘I don’t know about you,

But I stepped on a
Duck.

Contributed by Kristi…..

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46 Responses

  1. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/16/finally-poetry-awards-for-poets-rally-week-14/

    two awards for you,
    the most disciplined poet award,
    the most popular poet award,
    enjoy!
    πŸ˜‰

  2. bible like story, inspirational,
    funny, cool!
    enjoy a peaceful weekend!
    πŸ˜‰

  3. HILARIOUS SIS!
    Have fun with the family this weekend. See you soon.

  4. DUCK STEPPING AN INTERESTING SPORT IN HEAVEN

  5. God cannot be so harsh!!!!

  6. Wow!!! Really funny. Nice one Doraz. πŸ™‚

  7. lucky gal πŸ™‚

  8. Thank you for the laugh Doraz.;+) Also Thank You so much for being my friend. ;+)

  9. LOL! Was wondering where the build up to that joke was going. Very funny. Happy Saturday!

  10. Sorta quacked me up!

  11. What the duck?

  12. lol fabulous as always, very funny xxx

  13. This and your previous posts are SOOOOOOO funny! thanks!
    Lindsey Petersen

  14. THAT is a GREAT JOKE! LOL
    Have you a great and glorious Sunday,Doraz!
    hugs
    shakira

  15. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/the-celebrate-blogger-of-march-in-short-story-writing-award-and-more-announcement-for-nomination/

    I nominated you for short stories,
    please read the post via the link,
    help nominate some bloggers you believe that they are excellent on

    art or painting,
    humor,
    or creative writing…
    Good Luck!
    I appreciate your input.

    Everyone will receive some awards tomorrow…
    12 hours deadline!

  16. Way out funny πŸ™‚ thats how life is sometimes right !

  17. Fun stuff Doraz–no one should ever think to highly of themselves that is for sure.

  18. LMAo…perfection…LOL..you are ace at finding these..!!

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