A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.
“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s so important to learn a foreign language?”
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My day’s only been all right.
1. Played on computer all morning = Hurrah!
2. Ate lunch = Hurrah!
3. Went to supermarket and spent $200+ = meh
4. Went to foot doctor and got bad news and another painful injection = boo! hiss!
5. Working for coworker tonight instead of being home = meh
How was your day then?
Sorry about your foot! That has got to be the pits! I got up at 6 am. Took my son to school. Went home. Did some cleaning. As little as possible! Did some blogging. As much as possible. Did some work. Still doing that! Went to eat with hubby. No big. McDonalds it was. Got my vanilla iced coffee though! 🙂 Picked up son. Visited mom. Did some shopping. Blogging. Need to do work, cook dinner, and then go to another school from 5 to 10 pm. Going to do some golfing in between with my Bro. Aren’t you sorry you asked? lol 🙂
Still waiting? UGH!
Hey, I hope golf was fun!
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Cute joke!
Bummer about S. Le’s foot.
Me? Stumbled out of bed. Grabbed coffee. Came alive. Child to school.
Groceries.
Lont in Internet 3 hours.
Designed new header.
Brushed hair.
Got child.
Did mysterious things.
And here I am!!
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Gosh, thanks for your sympathy.
Mystery? lol 🙂 I will let my imagination soar! lol 🙂
lol. where do you get these?
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I really look!
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It is getting tougher by the day!
lol
Have fun!
JOKE , THUNUKU(TAMIL) THAMASHA(MALAYALAM)
HIHI (IN ALL LANGUAGES)
LVISS…. thank you for always making me smile at your WONDERFUL comments!
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Stay well and happy!
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full of funny stuff,
you are the joke queen,
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Happy Friday!
Jingle…..
Happy Friday!
May you laugh all day!
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funny!
Hope your studies went well.
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Wow!! that is really humorous. 🙂
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It shows that you have a sense of humor in life.
That is great!
Have fun today!
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Really funny post. I enjoyed it.
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That is how I wish your day is!
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Ha ha ha….so cute and funny post Doraz.
Thank you Collin.
Smile and have fun today,
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Happy Friday!
Smiles!
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http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/come-what-may-trisha-happy-new-year/
enjoy treats!
Hi Jingle…
I slept in this am.
I will be over asap!
Thank you for being such a special friend!
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Cute Joke ;+) Wow what a busy day, Doraz. Wow that deserve two wows when do rest my dear Doraz?
I’m sorry to hear about S. L. e foot no fun being in pain.
Starla….
The music is too loud at your house.
The grumpy neighbors are complaining.
I will shut them up with kindness,
lol
I will bring them over some of those delicious looking treats you have there!
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On second thought….nope, they are for us!
Dance away!
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Accept knowledge and use it right….
The more we educate ourselves, the more we can survive…right? 🙂 Hope you have a great weekend! 🙂
thanks for the comment on my blog! I love your blog! I am going to have to start reading it!
I was having a bad day til I read this joke
I want you to have many smiles….every day! 🙂 Thanks for stopping in. Do not be a stranger. 🙂