PG-13 CARTOONS…Men vs Women…LAUGH with DORAZ*…week 8

Take a look at these cartoons my friend Pam S. sent me. I have seen some before, but they still make me smile. Hope you have fun with them.

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FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT*…week 7

This is really cool! And yes, I got up off my chair to try it! It’s freaky!

This is the craziest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
For those of you in the 21st century (e.g. Blackberry
Owners), you’ll need to look at this on a PC. You also
have to get out of your seat and walk away from
your computer. People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it.

When you look at this picture you see it’s Albert Einstein.

But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe.
Now what do you think of the reliability of eyewitness testimony?

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See if you all can figure this one out.

CLICK-Grandma’s House…Home Day Care

As I Mature…LAUGH with DORAZ*…CARTOON

Pass this around. My friend Pam S. sent it to me. I thought it was a cute cartoon to share with you all. Hope you like it. Have a fantastic time doing whatever you will be doing.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Week 6…SOMETHING TO THINK OVER*

“One of the best things to hold onto
In this world is a FRIEND.”

“When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for one another
and make an extra effort
to encourage one another.”

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ‘So, how is everything going ?’ inquired God.

‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem..

It’s these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They’re a real pain.’

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more ‘symmetrically balanced’.

‘That’s a fair point,’ replied God, ‘But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.’

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

‘ Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?’

‘Just fantastic,’ she replied, ‘But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.’

God thought for a moment and said, ‘You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let’s see….where did I put that useless boob ?’

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than the rib story ?

SENT TO ME by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Hiatus Week 5…SUMMER TIME MEMORIES*

Go with your first thought.
Experience the moment.
Cherish the memories.
Enjoy your days to the maximum.

We will have guests this weekend at our mountain home.
We are excited, as usual.
I will be smiling, singing, and living the day.
I hope that you all have plans for many memorable events.

I am doing great with my schedule. I hope to be back..full time…real soon.
Until then, stay well. Be happy. Smile often.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

“The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.” – Chamfort

FROM A DISTANCE…I wish I could sing this to you all like Bette Midler…Enjoy*

From a distance the world looks blue and green,
and the snow-capped mountains white.
From a distance the ocean meets the stream,
and the eagle takes to flight.

From a distance, there is harmony,
and it echoes through the land.
It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace,
it’s the voice of every man.

From a distance we all have enough,
and no one is in need.
And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease,
no hungry mouths to feed.

From a distance we are instruments
marching in a common band.
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace.
They’re the songs of every man.
God is watching us. God is watching us.
God is watching us from a distance.

From a distance you look like my friend,
even though we are at war.
From a distance I just cannot comprehend
what all this fighting is for.

From a distance there is harmony,
and it echoes through the land.
And it’s the hope of hopes, it’s the love of loves,
it’s the heart of every man.

It’s the hope of hopes, it’s the love of loves.
This is the song of every man.
And God is watching us, God is watching us,
God is watching us from a distance.
Oh, God is watching us, God is watching.
God is watching us from a distance

I hope you find peace with this song like I do. I wish I could sing it so beautifully. I want you all to have a peaceful week that is full of much sunshine and laughter. I will do my best…promise.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

LAUGH with DORAZ… SILLY CARTOON…Casual Friday*

special post…HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY to my 2nd son*…who wishes to remain nameless. lol

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We will be celebrating my sons birthday August 12th. I can not believe he is already 17 years old. He is also way taller than me. lol I hope you all have a great Thursday. I will be sure to eat a piece of cake…for each and every one of you all. lol Wouldn’t that be fun? lol Happy Birthday to ALL who celebrate in August.

Take care now…

Luisa Doraz

Week 4…Henrietta…LAUGH with DORAZ*

And that my friends is why the chicken crossed the road…Now you know.

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Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Week 3…EGG CUSME…WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???

SUMMER MANNERS

You remember what they are?
Or did you conveniently forget?
Do you realize that their are other creatures roaming this planet??
Or did you conveniently forget?

Do you realize that others have a right to things?
Or did you conveniently forget?
Do you realize that others deserve to be happy?
Or did you conveniently forget?

Do you realize that it does not matter what your backgrounds are?
Or did you conveniently forget?
All of us have the same body parts, right?
Or did you conveniently forget?

So, use those manners you were taught.
Quit acting ignorant about them.
Be a gentleman.
Be a lady.
Allow everyone to be who they are.

I have noticed A LOT of people smiling. I have also noticed A LOT of people with bad manners. It is summer, right??? Time for fun in the sun. Be nice. Be polite. Smile. That is what I am going to be doing, you??? .

Bedside Manners

Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

“You know” he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, “you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. “And you know what?”

“What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling to herself.

“I think you’re bad luck.”

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

UPDATE: I will be heading to the mountains. You all know the routine. lol See ya soon.