A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. “This is $200,” she says.
“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he. “This one is $350.”
“I want it even more sheer than that.”
“This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $500.”
“I’ll take it!”
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, “Go put this on and come down to model it for me.”
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, “This thing is so see-through that the old coot won’t even notice if I’m wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won’t know the difference.”
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. “So, how do you like it?” she asks.
“Damn, you’d think for $500 they’d iron the damn thing.”
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HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU NOTICE A NEW WRINKLE?
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DORAZ!!!!!!.
lol. this is great
HI! 🙂 Thanks! Have a great weekend!
no wrinkles yet, yipeeeee. LOL
You rock with smiles! 🙂
I WILL STOP WITH SAYING HAS A KEEN EYE.
WHAT IF HE HAD ASKED HER TO COME WITH HIM FOR SHOPPING .
.WRINKLES .LIKE TROUBLES , COME IN DROVES. REASON WHY I DO NOT UPDATE MY PHOTO.
Once handsome…always handsome! 🙂
LOL.. Hi Doraz! Great set up and punchline. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.
dustus, thanks for making me smile at your happy comment! 🙂 Have fun today!
Buy Avon products for aging.
At 23 I notice changes in my face …it is not without aging too.
I use the anti aging ones from now. Better early than late.
Wise person that you are! 🙂 You have a nice look! 🙂
MErci
ha ha, ms Doraz, you ARE hilarious
happy Valentine
chikisses
Same to you! Do not say “no” to fun….say “yes!” 🙂
“Wooooohooooo” That was a hoot!!!! Wrinkles don’t bother me,I guess that’s because I don’t have any.And my Mom lived to be 92 and she was still beautiful skin pretty and tight! So hopefully it’s in the genes 😀 .
You are soooo lucky! 🙂 I hope you plan on having a day of fun and laughter! 🙂 Be over asap! 🙂
beautiful humor,
U R amazing!
😉
I believe we have that in common! 🙂 Have a fun day jingle! 🙂
Wonderful Doraz!!!! I have wrinkles but I earned each and everyone of them…they are laugh lines to me! 😀
Have a wonderful day!!!!
Terri….that is how I see it….most days! 🙂 LOL Some days I just SCREAM at them! They do not go away! LOL 🙂
I love ALL my wrinkles except for two. My wrinkle brow worry line. And the smoker lines around my mouth.
They remind me of bad habits I had, worrying and smoking. LOL!
At least they are reminders are days spent being who you were at the time! 🙂 Happy weekend! 🙂
There are so many I don’t notice more. Actually they have never bothered me.
It helps me that I have poor vision! lol 🙂
lol this was super funny babe, a great laugh for a Saturday xx
william….keep it going strong! 🙂
THis one is the most funny joke i ever read it :))
10X,Doraz!
Have a special week-end 😉
Glad you liked it! 🙂
need u help, i am addicted, I have to force myself for a break!
jingle…I just got home…be right over….
I feel a step closer to wisdom…one day….steady as she goes! 😆
Wisdom is a good thing….the more the better! 🙂
absolutley brilliant xx happy valentines day xx
Thanks….same to you! 🙂