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MAXINE on WRINKLES…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. “This is $200,” she says.

“I want one that’s more sheer,” says he. “This one is $350.”

“I want it even more sheer than that.”

“This one is the most sheer that we have. It’s $500.”

“I’ll take it!”

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, “Go put this on and come down to model it for me.”

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, “This thing is so see-through that the old coot won’t even notice if I’m wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won’t know the difference.”

So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. “So, how do you like it?” she asks.

“Damn, you’d think for $500 they’d iron the damn thing.”
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HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU NOTICE A NEW WRINKLE?
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33 Responses

  1. DORAZ!!!!!!.
    lol. this is great

  2. no wrinkles yet, yipeeeee. LOL

  3. I WILL STOP WITH SAYING HAS A KEEN EYE.
    WHAT IF HE HAD ASKED HER TO COME WITH HIM FOR SHOPPING .
    .WRINKLES .LIKE TROUBLES , COME IN DROVES. REASON WHY I DO NOT UPDATE MY PHOTO.

  4. LOL.. Hi Doraz! Great set up and punchline. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

  5. Buy Avon products for aging.

    At 23 I notice changes in my face …it is not without aging too.

    I use the anti aging ones from now. Better early than late.

  6. ha ha, ms Doraz, you ARE hilarious

    happy Valentine
    chikisses

  7. “Wooooohooooo” That was a hoot!!!! Wrinkles don’t bother me,I guess that’s because I don’t have any.And my Mom lived to be 92 and she was still beautiful skin pretty and tight! So hopefully it’s in the genes πŸ˜€ .

  8. beautiful humor,
    U R amazing!
    πŸ˜‰

  9. Wonderful Doraz!!!! I have wrinkles but I earned each and everyone of them…they are laugh lines to me! πŸ˜€

    Have a wonderful day!!!!

  10. I love ALL my wrinkles except for two. My wrinkle brow worry line. And the smoker lines around my mouth.
    They remind me of bad habits I had, worrying and smoking. LOL!

  11. There are so many I don’t notice more. Actually they have never bothered me.

  12. lol this was super funny babe, a great laugh for a Saturday xx

  13. THis one is the most funny joke i ever read it :))
    10X,Doraz!

    Have a special week-end πŸ˜‰

  14. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/02/13/happy-award/

    need u help, i am addicted, I have to force myself for a break!

  15. I feel a step closer to wisdom…one day….steady as she goes! πŸ˜†

  16. absolutley brilliant xx happy valentines day xx

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