Lottery……LAUGH with DORAZ*

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A blond, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as the only hope.
She prays to God for help – “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and I need some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lottery.”
Lotto night comes and goes, and somebody else wins it.
The desperate blond prays again – “God, please let me win the Lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and now, I’m going to lose my car as well.”
This time too, she was unlucky, and someone else won the Lottery.
She again prayed – “My God, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can save the life of my kids.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light and there emerged the God.
God said to amazed blond, “Sweetheart, please work with me on this. Go and … Buy a ticket”

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9 Responses

  1. I have that same issue! šŸ˜†

  2. Sometimes the dreams came true šŸ˜‰

  3. Bwahahahahahahahahaha……man I love blondes!

  4. lol.
    i’m gonna tell everyone that joke.
    cheers doraz

  5. LOL!!! God helps those who help themselves.

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