If I were a Monkey…
I would look good everyday…
Then you would let me join in on your group…
To see what you all have to say.
I would look and look within my yard…
To search for food I feel like…
I guess bananas, veggies, insects, and flowers might do…
Then I will ride my bike or take a little hike.
Then I guess I can swing from trees…
Enjoy the breeze…
Roll up my sleeves…
And take a NAP!
Hope you are having a Happy one today. Just Monkey around. What are you going to do today?
Q. If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A. Twenty after one!
Q. If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do?
A. Pay him.
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I think I’ll monkey around feeling the cool breeze eating bananas and riding my bike. Those are all splendid ideas. Maybe I’ll climb a tree too ;+)
Rats….I fogot that one! Maybe I should write it in…… I will have to Monkey that idea. 🙂
I’ll pass on the insects, but everything else sounds good. 🙂
Today I have to work.
Enjoy your Thursday!
Working is something that does get in the way…. too often! 🙂 Hope you have a relaxing evening. Hi to the family. Any new art work to show off? 🙂
IF MONKEY AND JAGUAR UNITE WHAT DO YOU GET
JONKEY
I would hate to see that reunion. lol 🙂
I AM ALREADY LOOKING GOOD. THAT MEANS…..
The Monkey claim to be very fond of you! 🙂
feeling good is the way to looking good,
self expression is important.
Happy Earth Day!
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I do believe I am happy happy when my hair and smile match. 🙂
I so love monkeys! I will be sure to monkey around at some point today in honor of your fabulous poem!
Jaymie……I am sure you will get those eyes turning where you work! lol 🙂 Thanks for the honor dance! 🙂
pretty monkey, I think they are soooo clever, they are brilliant, and so are u xx
Well….brilliant is a thing to be when you are thinking of me! lol 🙂
Great poem…and Happy Day to you too:)
Hi Alonso…..hope you are smiling and flying high with joy and laughter in your life. 🙂
Oooh-ohh, ahhh, ahhh!!
George, George
George of the jungle!!
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You look good every day, anyway! Anything else is an illusion of man’s making..
xo
lol
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I just loooove your attitude. lol 🙂
You are so funny! Thanks for coming by my blog and for all the kind things you said. I love your blog and hope you come back often.
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I will be sure to see all of the wornderful things you are doing! Have fun with blogging. 🙂
funny poem…being a monkey sounds like fun! can I be one, too?
The more the better…. lol 🙂 Have fun today!
ou were always someone who was a Monkey gtowing up. Funny Monkey.
I remember being silly a lot! 🙂
I would monkey around today ! Will work like a donkey and than play like am monkey after work lol!
lol 🙂 Nice…..
fantastic and funny. you always light up your surroundings, dont you?
I do my best every day…..Have a beautiful weekend. 🙂
your place are both funny and scientific…
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