A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.
‘Wow!………………….. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed..
‘Good,’ she replied. …………..’Get your own fu*king blanket.’
After a moment of silence, …………………..he farted.
The End
Thanks Kristi!
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Ooops, funny!
Way to go, girl! You tell em!
That is a really good one. Sad….but at times, very true!
ROFLMAO!!! I LOVE this one!!! They played the part of a married couple very well. đŸ™‚
I loved it, too! What Ross commented was HILARIOUS!
I’m single … so I have to get my own blanket and fart by myself. đŸ˜¦
Ross, you got me to laugh! Thanks! Maybe YOU need to take a train ride soon! *(*
some people have no class. he should travel coach.
Good point, Bro! *(*