SMILE for the Day……….3/5 *(*

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He said to me . …. …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Smile of the Day……….2/26 *(*

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.

‘Wow!………………….. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed..

‘Good,’ she replied. …………..’Get your own fu*king blanket.’

After a moment of silence, …………………..he farted.

The End

Thanks Kristi!