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Smile of the Day……….2/26 *(*

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.

‘Wow!………………….. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed..

‘Good,’ she replied. …………..’Get your own fu*king blanket.’

After a moment of silence, …………………..he farted.

The End

Thanks Kristi!

9 Responses

  1. Ooops, funny!

  2. Way to go, girl! You tell em!

  3. That is a really good one. Sad….but at times, very true!

  4. ROFLMAO!!! I LOVE this one!!! They played the part of a married couple very well. 🙂

  5. I’m single … so I have to get my own blanket and fart by myself. 😦

  6. some people have no class. he should travel coach.

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