The Women’s Remote…..too funny!-)*

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Thanks to my friend Pam!

True Friends are Worth Millions!…..

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend”.

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My positive statement for today is, ” I am lucky to have such wonderful friends in my life!”
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Imagine your life without the special people in it that you have the honor of calling your friend. Look back at the times you have spent with your friends and realize how precious they have been. Just having someone to express yourself freely with is powerful! Tell one of your friends today how special they are. Make their day!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Me is a WOMAN, that’s right!

My positive though for today is, “I am glad to have been born a WOMAN!” Let’s hear it for the girls!

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Chemical analysis of human elements

Element name: WOMAN.

My positive thought for today is, ” I am glad I was born a WOMAN!”
Symbol: WO.

Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

1O “MUST DO’S” For Women to live by………

I read this in a Glamour magazine of November 2008, and thought you might like it. I felt like it made sense, so I am passing it along. Good reading.

1O Things Every Woman Should Have Engraved On Her Brain:

1.     You Must Vote.

2.     Good Enough Sex Isn’t Good Enough.

3.     It’s Not a Sin to Win.

4.     You have much better friends than Ben and Jerry.

5.     You can’t change a bad boy. Only he can change himself

6.     Do it now; deal with the fear later.

7.     First rent, then shoes.

8.     Your body is a wonderland!.

9.     Yelling makes it harder for people to hear you.

10.    Don’t get even. Get even better!

Authors:  Kimberly Bonnell & Pamela Redmond Satran

I like this. I try to live by #10 rule. It is sure hard, at times!
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The answer is: What is a real mother………

MOTHERS……………………………………………………..

Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids

Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn’t come out of carpets.

Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’ and get their answer when a little voice says, ‘Because I love you best.’

Real Mothers know that a child’s growth is not measured by height or years or grade…It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother..

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Women’s logic….great cartoon humor here…….

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Husband for Sale…joke

Subject: Husband for Sale

> >
> > A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
> > woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> > entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
> > store ONLY ONCE!
> >
> > There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> > shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . You may
> > choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> > floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
> > woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
> >
> > On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> >
> > Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> >
> > The second floor sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> >
> > The third floor sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> > extremely good looking.
> >
> > “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > good looking and help with the housework.
> >
> > “Oh mercy me” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to
> > the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> > reads:
> >
> > Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> > this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> >
> > Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
> > you exit the building, and have a nice day!
> >

__._,_.___ Thanks to my friend Kristi for this cute joke!!!!Hope you like it!…………………….

“Powerful Women’s Motto:”…..a joke

A friend shared with me today this motto I thought I would pass along to you all.

Powerful Women’s Motto:

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says…
“Oh #*#*….she’s awake!!”

You know what #*#* means! !! I have kids that visit this site..so I had to be considerate.