“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? “
“No, sweet heart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.'”
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How do you think the new President is doing, so far?
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A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
A Connetticut doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Connetticut , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
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Believe in Yourself 