“Where are the clowns?”

“Where are the clown?” They should be here. What is taking them so long. I have not got all day. I have been waiting for some time now. I mean, how long is a person supposed to wait to have a laugh in life? I mean ,shouldn’t there be some funny stuff thrown in the mix for the day? Am I suppose to carry around an umbrella all my days? I want to throw this umbrella away and put on my sunglasses. Let the sunshine in! You too? So, where the hell are those clowns?