How To Get Through Life….BABY PHOTOS*

Sleep as much as you can ….

Read books that you enjoy…

Play with simple things…

Do whatever you want —
Whenever you want…

Look for affection when you need it…

Get serious once in a while…

Forget about diets…

Show some affection… & love

Get angry once in a while….

Change your looks…

Above all, be happy,
Regardless of what your challenges may be…

Have a great life!

“May your troubles be less,
Your blessings more,
And may nothing but happiness
Come through your door.”
an Irish blessing

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A POEM ABOUT MY EVIL TWIN*

I think I have an evil twin
who lurks around and likes to sin.
I get some looks that would make me cry,
and I wonder if I should just flap my arms and fly!
Did I do something wrong?
Did something sinister escape from my mouth?
It wasn’t me.
I didn’t do that.
I won’t say that.
It was my evil twin.
Really.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/8*

What is the MOST ridiculous thing you heard someone say while waiting in line somewhere?

There are BABIES everywhere!!!!!!!

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest
of his family who were waiting for the news: “We had twins!”

The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do they look
like?”

The father paused, smiled, and said, “Each other.”

A man goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies, “Euro.”

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.

The man says: “What? There weren’t any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.”

More on TWINS………..*

Twins
There’s two to wash
There’s two to dry,
There’s two who argue
There’s two who cry.

One’s in the mud
Having a ball
The other holds a crayon
Another marked wall.

Some days seem endless
My patience grows thin.
Why was I chosen
To be a Mother of Twins?

The answer comes clear
At the end of each day,
As I tuck them in bed
And to myself I say.

There’s two to kiss
There’s two to hug.
And best of all
There’s two to love.

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How Twins are Made…………Cute one*

Thanks to Kristi for this one!