Thanksgiving Fun…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

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What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
What is your favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?