FUN PERSONALITY TEST *

DR. Phil’s Test: Here you go. Try this!
Below is Dr. Phil’s test ..
(Dr. Phil scored 55, he did this test on Oprah
and she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of
money to find this stuff out!
Read on, this is very interesting!
Don’t be overly sensitive!
The following is pretty accurate and it
only takes a few minutes.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept.at many of the major corporations today . It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees.
It’s only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper keeping track of your letter answers to each question.

Begin……..

1.. When do you feel your best..

A) in the morning
B) during the afternoon and early evening
C ) late at night

2. You usually walk…

A) fairly fast, with long steps
B) fairly fast, with little steps
C) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
D) less fast, head down
E) very slowly

3. When talking to people you…

A) stand with your arms folded
B) have your hands clasped
C) have one or both your hands on your hips
D) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
E) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with…

A) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
B) your legs crossed
C) your legs stretched out or straight
D) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with…

A) big appreciated laugh
B) a laugh, but not a loud one
C) a quiet chuckle
D) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you…

A) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
B) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
C) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You’re working very hard, concentrating hard, and you’re interrupted….

A) welcome the break
B) feel extremely irritated
C) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colours do you like most….

A) Red or orange
B) black
C) yellow or light blue
D) green
E) dark blue or purple
F) white
G) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are…

A) stretched out on your back
B) stretched out face down on your stomach
C) on your side, slightly curled
D) with your head on one arm
E) with your head under the covers

10.. You often dream that you are….

A) falling
B) fighting or struggling
C) searching for something or somebody
D) flying or floating
E) you usually have dreamless sleep
F) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e ) 1
10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should ‘handle with care’. You’re seen as vain, self-cantered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who’s quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS : Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who’s constantly in the centre of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest… Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively
or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it.. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn’t want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don’t exist. Some people think you’re boring. Only those who know you well, know that you aren’t…

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WHAT DID YOU GET?
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Thanks to Pam S. for this!

The answer is: What is a real mother………

MOTHERS……………………………………………………..

Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids

Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn’t come out of carpets.

Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’ and get their answer when a little voice says, ‘Because I love you best.’

Real Mothers know that a child’s growth is not measured by height or years or grade…It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother..

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Memory Test….

This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60!
This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking!
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1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins

B. The Buttmaster

C. Spaghetti

D. Wonder Bread

E. Orange Juice

F. Milk

G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was…
A. Sugar Ray Robinson

B. Roy Orbison

C. Gene Autry

D. Rudolph Valentino

E. Fabian

F. Mickey Mantle

G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, ‘We have met the enemy and…
A. It’s you

B. He is us

C. It’s the Grinch

D. He wasn’t home

E. He’s really me an

F.. We quit

G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good nigh Chet

B. Sleep well

C. Good night Irene

D. Good night Gracie

E. See you later alligator

F. Until tomorrow

G. Good night Steve

5. You’ll wonder where the yellow went…
A. When you use Tide

B. When you lose your crayons

C. When you clean your tub

D. If you paint the room blue

E. If you buy a soft water tank

F. When you use Lady Clairol

G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper’s Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie’s friend..
A. Stuart Whitman

B. Randolph Scott

C. Steve Reeves

D. Maynard G. Krebbs

E. Corky B. Dork

F. Dave the Whale

G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar…
A. You’re a liar

B. Your nose is growing

C.. Pants on fire

D. Join the choir

E. Jump up higher

F. On the wire

G. I’m telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and…
A. Wheaties

B. Lois Lane

C. TV ratings

D. World peace

E. Red tights

F. The American way

G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It’s time for Yogi Bear

B. It’s time to do your homework

C. It’s Howdy Doody Time

D. It’s Time for Romper Room

E. It’s bedtime

F. The Mighty Mouse Hour

G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears…
A. Yikes

B. Oh no

C. Gee whiz

D. I’m scared

E. Oh my

F. Help! Help!

G. Let’s run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone…
A. Over 40

B. Wearing a uniform

C. Carrying a briefcase

D. Over 30

E. You don’t know

F. Who says, ‘Trust me’

G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women’s stockings…
A. Troy Aikman

B. Kenny Stabler

C. Joe Namath

D. Roger Stauback

E. Joe Montana

F. Steve Young

G. John Elway

13. Brylcream…
A. Smear it on

B. You’ll smell great

C. Tame that cowlick

D. Grease ball heaven

E. It’s a dream

F. We’re your team

G. A little dab’ll do ya

14. I found my thrill…
. In Blueberry muffins

B. With my man, Bill

C. Down at the mill

D. Over the windowsill

E. With thyme and dill

F. Too late to enjoy

G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by…
A. Clark Gable

B. Mary Martin

C. Doris Day

D. Errol Flynn

E. Sally Fields

F. Jim Carey

G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles…
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo

B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe

C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo

D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo

E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo

F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel

G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?

B. Who did the laundry?

C. Was it you?

D. Who wrote the book of love?

E. Who I am?

F. Passed the test?

G. Knocked on the door?

18. I’m strong to the finish…
A. Cause I eats my broccoli

B. Cause I eats me spinach

C. Cause I lift weights

D. Cause I’m the hero

E. And don’t you forget it

F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me

G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it’s least expected, you’re elected, you’re the star today…
A. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera

B. Smile, you’re on Star Search

C. Smile, you won the lottery

D. Smile, we’re watching you

E. Smile, the world sees you

F. Smile, you’re a hit

G. Smile, you’re on TV

20. What do M & M’s do?
A. Make your tummy happy

B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket

C. Make you fat

D. Melt your heart

E. Make you popular

F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

G. Come in colors

Below are the right answers:
1. D – Wonder Bread

2. G – Cassius Clay

3. B – He Is Us

4. A – Good night, Chet

5. G – When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. D – Maynard G. Krebbs

7. C – Pants On Fire

8. F – The American Way

9. C – It’s Howdy Doody Time

10. E – Oh My

11. D – Over 30

12. C – Joe Namath

13. G – A little dab’ll do ya

14. G – On Blueberry Hill

15. B – Mary Martin

16. G – John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. D – Who wrote the book of Love

18. B – Cause I eats me spinach

19. A – Smile, you’re on Candid Camera

20. F – Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

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