Smiles are contagious

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Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

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Mother Teresa Quotes About the Importance of SMILING*

 

“Peace begins with a smile..”

“Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.”

“The person who gives with a smile is the best giver because God loves a cheerful giver.”

“Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.”

“Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.”

“Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn’t matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other.”

Will you smile?

An elderly couple was sitting together in a nursing home. Bored, the woman said to the man, “Say, I bet I can guess your age.” The man replied, “I’d like to see that.” She said, “Okay, then, but before I can guess, you’ll have to take your clothes off.” Curious, he stood up and took off his clothes. Then she said, “Now turn around a few times.” He shrugged and turned around a few times. She watched carefully, and then said, “You’re 87.” He was astonished. “That’s amazing! How did you know?” She said “You told me yesterday.”

May you have a BIG smile on that face and may you have a week that brings you many smiles.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

I could not resist passing this one on. A friend sent it to me via email. lol Thanks Linda.

OH DAD!!!!!!….a joke

It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says.

“That’s cool,” says Bobby.

Carrie’s father asks Bobby what they’re planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie’s father responds, “Why don’t you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby–so he asks Carrie’s dad to repeat it. “Yeah,” says Carrie’s father, “Carrie really likes to screw; she’ll screw all night if we let her!” Well, Bobby’s eyes light up at that. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she’s ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: “DAMMIT DADDY! IT’S CALLED THE TWIST!!!”

Are you smiling?

GREAT!

Have fun in life!

Ladies Night Out…..joke

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do????

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.

Laugh in Life…....

Look Good…Feel Great…….

When I looked in the mirror and did not smile, I knew it was time to do something. When I was unable to sleep because of all kinds of scenarios playing out in my head, I knew it was time to do something. When I read about AVA MD, I knew I had found my solution! I made an appointment, kept it, and am now rejuvenated! I had a one hour facial with TONYA. She knows what she is doing! I was able to relax, get my facial, listen to wonderful music, clear my head, and enjoy the treatment. I HIGHLY recommend TONYA! If you live in CA, it will be well worth your trip and time. AVA MD met with me after my facial. She was very caring and nurturing to my needs. She made me feel very comfortable and helped me to smile again about life. Your mental health is equal to you physical health, so I decided to take care of myself. I am glad I did. AVA MD is the best. I hope some of you who visit will take a look and see how she can help you smile. Hope you all stay happy and healthy. I am going to do my best to get back to blogging real soon.

AVA MD

“Look Good, Feel Great – From very early in her career, Dr. Ava Shamban understood the clear relationship between appearance and self-esteem. That’s why she founded Ava MD: to help patients look and feel their best, inside and out, so that they can achieve success in all aspects of their lives.”

AVA MD

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Quote of the Day…4/28*

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller

Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. ~Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. ~W.C. Fields

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ~Charles Gordy

Joke of the Day…. Reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man-)*

Reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man

* Men can’t pack a bag.
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened by being seen with all those elves
* Men don’t answer their mail.
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.”
* Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
* Having to do the “Ho-Ho-Ho” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.