Sleep tight Jokes for you tonight…………-)

Night Night…. Sleep Tight……..

Have lot’s of nice dreams……

Tomorrow will be a GREAT day!

Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He kept popping out of bed all night!

Did you hear about the man who slept under an old tractor?
He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘Caffeine?’
It kept them awake all night!

Do elephants snore?
Only when they’re asleep.

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Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked.

“Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.”

“I see,” he said. “I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.”

“That’s not bad,” she replied. “How much for all night?”

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