Attention…Aliens are coming…….


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Aliens are coming to abduct all

the good looking and sexy people.


I am just posting this comment to say…


Thanks Lisa…I think?


Jokes for the Weekend…12/19….Night ..Night ..Now!

Marriage Retreat
At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love.

Amy wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another and respect each other very much, just like John and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of sex with one another.”

And John wrote: “I love sex.”

Want some more??????… goes

Saggy tits
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!


Ernie asks Joe, “If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?”

Joe says to Ernie, “No but it would make us even.”

Ha Ha to this one. More??????…OK

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device… A
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent
bastard,” she screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
“I’ll explain the toy . . You explain the 3 kids.”

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Maxine and Thanksgiving……she’s gives advice on STRESS…..-)*

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JOKE…laugh…Men talk to Women…should we listen?…come see….

1. Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’
2. If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.
3. Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one.
4. Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
5. Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
6. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.
7. Don’t feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We’re just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
8. The quarterback who just got pummeled isn’t trying to be brave. He’s just not crying. Big difference!
9. When the waiter asks if everything’s okay, a simple ‘Yes’ is fine.