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Quote of the Day…..4/13*

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Just some funnies~~~~~~*

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper
sleep with?

What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She’s going to eat me!

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

A touch of HUMOR……….1/31-)*

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work.”

The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”

Joke for you today………….1/30-)*

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. He picked it up and saw no one around that it might belong to. Since he himself liked tennis, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. After a few mnutes of jogging, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing and waited for the lights to change.

A young woman standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.

“Oh,” said the woman sympathetically, “that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once.”

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A FUNNY JOKE for you tonight!……….1/4

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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?’
To which he replied. ‘That would be fine with me.’
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye!

Resimay from Bryan…you wanna see this!

tTo  hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt t o apply for the job what I  saw in the paper.

I  can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a  counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I  am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond t o me  well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my  spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru  my persinalety.

My  salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat  you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely.   Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly  Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short –  below is a pickture of me. y
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Employer’s response:

Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.

THANKS LINDA….WOW!