It never fails. EVERY TIME I go shopping, I ALWAYS seem to find that “little black dress” on SALE! I ask myself, ” Do I want ANOTHER “little black dress” to add to my collection…or do I want to perhaps look for something in another color!! Then I see someone making a run in my direction..she spotted it, too…So, I grabbed it and held on to it, so I could decide. Meanwhile, this chick is giving me the “evil eye!” I decide to try it on. Just then, the sales clerk decides to wake up and come help me! I say, “great!” So, I go in the dressing room, and of course there is NO MIRROR…so, I am forced to exit the dressing room!! Of course, the sales clerk is there!! She then gives me “that look.! She says, ” Perhaps we should see if it comes in another size.” Well, I was then picturing the police coming, arresting me, taking me to jail, and then calling my husband…who would LEAVE ME THERE! So, I just smiled , dropped the dress in the chair, and FINALLY decided…I did not NEED ANOTHER “LITTLE BLACK DRESS, the other chick could have it!!!!!
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

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