Cat lovers delight…..

“I’ve learned….That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

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# What is a cat’s favourite movie? “The Sound of Mewsic.”
# What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
# Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
# Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
# What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
# What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.
# What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
# Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
# What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
# Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
# Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.