It’s a No-Brainer……VOTE

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Urban Dictionary: no-brainer
Something so obvious to be correct/appropriate, that it requires no contemplation to decide on.

I could not look at myself in a mirror knowing that I did not win something FAIR and SQUARE! If I was told by those working for me that things were done illegally so I would have a better chance to win, I would decline. If I promised to the people that I was going to change something for the better, I would die trying! I believe in standing by my word, my honor! I would not be able to look at those innocent individuals looking at me right in my eyes and just keep talking away INSTEAD of implementing ACTION to assist them in their lives. I would not say anything if I was not POSITIVE 100% that I would show the American people what I was doing. LYING is NEVER going to be a part of me. Saying things from my heart and with emotional attachments will be me! I may sound different than most, but I will not just SAY it, I will DO it! Anyone who gets TOO comfortable with their position in their workplace often gets a bit stale. Those new to the position always shine a new light on matters. In my opinion, it is a no-brainer who to vote for. You are who you are, so please vote as you see fit. Thanks for letting me get my opinion out there.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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Wisdom from Maxine*

As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year.

I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel,

nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying

about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine

what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving

because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only

imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s handbag for fear she has placed it on

the floor of a public toilet.

I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo

in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with

every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can’t have a drink in a bar because I fear I’ll wake up in a bathtub

full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a

water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered

if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because

it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car,

so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes

seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water

in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring

me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a

needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug

me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask

me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to

Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

Thanks to you I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a

big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant

death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice I can’t ever pick up a

dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed

there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the

Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in

the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land

on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the

fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you

to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it

actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors

ex mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s

beautician!

Oh, and by the way…

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study,

has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity

read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because

I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..

Have fun. Live. Laugh. Love.

Smile often,

Luisa Doraz

What does Christmas mean to you…just wondering

Well, it appears I am getting in a mood over all of the hectic stuff going around all over the place out here in California. I am sure you all have a taste of the craziness where you all live, no matter where in this world. Am I right? I mean, are you all going crazy counting your money and making your list? What is this list we are making and who gets on it? What if we forget someone or something? Is this what Christmas is all about to you? Does it mean you have to get stressed out trying to figure out what to buy or not buy for someone, or do you just smile, take a deep breathe, and enjoy everything around you in a positive way? Or, do you get hateful and nasty to everyone who gets in your way? Be honest now. I personally have no problem admitting that my meaning of Christmas is on the religious side. I look at Christmas as a chamce to bring out the goodness in all of us. I look at Christmas as the chance for peace within all of us. I look at Christmas as the beginning of where our hearts should be. I look at Christmas as a birth.

What is your opinion? Do not be afraid to speak the truth, you have the right to believe what you want to believe.

Stay well and happy. Be careful shopping.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

POP GOES LUISA*

All around the city streets
Luisa chased the bargains;
The market thought ’twas all in fun,
But, NOT for Luisa.

She pushed and shoved and found her way
A sale on every corner
That’s the way her money goes,
Go faster now …Luisa.

Her husband tried to stop her flight
But all her got was fury
That’s the way the story goes
NO MORE husband for poor Luisa.

Song to the melody of “Pop Goes the Weasel”

Sorry if this is weird,
It just POPPED into my head, and I had to post it.

PLANET EARTH QUESTION*

IF A FRIENDLY ALIEN LANDED ON OUR PLANET AND ASKED YOU…”WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT PLANET EARTH?”…WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU WOULD SAY?