Stop laughing! Not nice! You are suppose to feel sorry for me! ALL my jeans are officially tight. I wish I had not thrown away those “fat” jeans! I figure I will use psychology on myself and it did not work! How I managed to gain those FEW extra pounds to not allow my jeans to fit, I do not know! That’s a lie! I do know! Stop laughing-)* Really, why would just a “few” pounds make all the difference? Could it be because they all targeted my butt and stomach???? I go to the gym. I “try” to eat the right foods. I drink lots of water. I do not get enough sleep. They say that people who sleep the required hours are better with weight! I know, you are thinking AGE! Well, it is NOT that! No, I am NOT in denial…just a few pounds too fat! So, I decided to use another hair brain idea! I am going to , every day, no matter what, wear a pair of jeans. That way when I go to eat that cookie, or go to have an ice cream..I will think twice. Right? Clever idea, huh? WRONG! I have learned to get past that problem and continue with my journey to food I desire….I just unbutton my pants! YES!_)*
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz
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