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Joke of the Night…. For a Quick Laugh-)**

Answered Prayers
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to
the
podium.
She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had
a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.
The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could
help
him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation
as
they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and
every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors
performed
a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece
together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum, and wrap wire
around it to
hold it in place.”
Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on
Tom.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom
is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his
scrotum
should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
asked if  anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, “I’m Tom.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”

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