World’s Scariest License Plate Number

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You might try to pass her, but I sure wouldn’t honk my horn.

Thanks Pam!

Cartoon & Joke of the Night………..12/9-)*

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A PMS GUIDE

Every “Hormone Hostage” knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

DANGEROUS: “What’s for dinner?”
SAFER: “Can I help you with dinner?”
SAFEST: “Where would you like to go for dinner?”

DANGEROUS: “Are you wearing THAT?”
SAFER: “Gee, you look good in brown.”
SAFEST: “Wow! Look at you!”

DANGEROUS: “What are you so worked up about?”
SAFER: “Could we be overreacting?”
SAFEST: “Here’s fifty dollars.”

DANGEROUS: “Should you be eating that?”
SAFER: “You know, there are a lot of apples left.”
SAFEST: “Can I get you a glass of wine with that?”

DANGEROUS: “What did you DO all day?”
SAFER: “I hope you didn’t overdo today.”
SAFEST: “I’ve always loved you in that robe.”

Top 14 Things PMS Stands For:……..too funny…Can you Relate????-)*

Top 14 Things PMS Stands For:

Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Midsection
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
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