Fee Fie Foe Fum!

I think we have another winner here for one of the world’s most stupid kids nursery rhymes! This one spoken in the WRONG place is sure to get some action going we do not really need right now. Here’s how it goes: “Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.” Why pick on the Englishman? ” Be he ‘live or be he dead,” at least they are not too picky..” I’ll grind his bones”..that’s real nice….” to make my bread.” Remind me to NOT eat atr this person’s house!

This is from Jack and the Beanstalk, by the way.

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Evil Twist……..

I was looking at some of the stuff a person would sing to their small children, and wow…bad. Just look at the song ” Rock a bye baby.”

It starts out, ” Rock a bye baby on the tree top”…What are they doing on a TREE TOP? Who in their right mind would think of putting their kid up a tree????

“When the wind blows, the cradle will rock” Well, dah!!!

“When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall” Should this be a big surprise to people! Of course it will fall!

“And down will come baby, cradle and all” I mean, is this from an intelligent society or what? Of course it will fall. You should have thought of this BEFORE you put your little kid UP IN A TREE!!!!!