Did something just happen????….*(*

An elderly millionaire,feeling his oats, went to a popular Nevada bordello and told the madam that money was no object-he wanted the company of someone young and wild.

She looked him over and asked how old he was. “Ninety-three,” he replied.

“Oh, boy, Pops, you’ve had it,” said the madam with a snort.

“I have?” he said. “How much do I owe you?”

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Thought for the Day…..3/22 *

Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current events in the banking market, does that refer to me or to you?

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/10*

How do you feel about saving for a “rainy day?”

Cartoon ……1/19-)*….Got golf clubs?

Resimay from Bryan…you wanna see this!

tTo  hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt t o apply for the job what I  saw in the paper.

I  can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a  counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I  am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond t o me  well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my  spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru  my persinalety.

My  salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat  you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely.   Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly  Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short –  below is a pickture of me. y

Employer’s response:

Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.

THANKS LINDA….WOW!