Guys….NEVER kick a cat…You know why?????*

Bad Mood

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Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”

Doraz gives AWARD to …..come look!*

According to blog etiquette, the recipient of any award must then bestow it on another worthy or worthies. Then you need to post your award with it linked back to the person’s post that awarded you! I think this is a great way to not only recognize people for their efforts on their blog, but it also brings more traffic to the person who is giving the award! It is a win win situation! I feel honored to say I have made friends with many fellow bloggers whom, I feel have great blogs. It is very hard for me to pick just one, but I decided to pass this award to Starla of Starlachat! She is on my blogroll! I first met Starla in January of this year and I have been witness to her warmth and enthusiasm when it comes to blogging! So, congrats to you, Starla!!

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I hope you will visit her blog. I am sure you will agree with my choice. Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to STARLA!…It’s on 3/24!!!!

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…..3/22*

What do you do when you are in a conversation, and the other person is giving you “too much information?”

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Something for you to think about*

How to Dance in the Rain

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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, ‘She doesn’t know me, but I still know who she is.’

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arms, and thought,

‘That is the kind of love I want in my life.’

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.

True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This is one of those.

The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

‘Life isn’t about how to survive the storm,

but how to dance in the rain

Thanks for the reminder, Kristi!

Doraz gets an award from her friend…..Dennis the Vizsla……

Dennis, I am very touched and honored to receive this cute award from you today! Thinking of you always brings a smile to my face! Stay happy and healthy! I will anxiously see what next great adventure you will share with us all!i

Thank You,

Luisa Doraz

Thought for the Day…..3/22 *

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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked “insufficient funds”. In view of current events in the banking market, does that refer to me or to you?

”Sleeper” Space Aliens……*)*

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

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Talk about a bad day …

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These contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.

How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked?

Thanks Pam!!!

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/16 *

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What is the nicest thing you have ever done for one of your pets?

EYE COLOR AND PERSONALITY TRAITS…T or F …you decide

Blue eyes

People with blue eyes have the longest lasting relationships. They tend to be kind, pretty or handsome and are very good kissers.

Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion when they are in relationships, and they have long lasting relationships. . They long for the touch of another.

Brown eyes

People with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. They love to please the one they care or love for, and are the greatest kissers of all.

Hazel eyes

People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS. They have the most unusual relationships. They’re awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge.

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EYE COLOR; What does it say about your personality?

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Brown Eyes: Cares deeply for family, affectionate with a serious nature

Light Blue Eyes: Peaceful with low physical endurance.

Hazel Eyes: Easily bored and mentally agile.

Deep Blue Eyes :Spiritual, intense computer loverz!

Green Eyes: Curious, intelligent, jealous.

Blue/grey Eyes:  Humanitarian with an altrustic nature.

Grey Eyes : Analytical, clear thinking, philosophical.

Well, does any of this apply to you? I found these on the internet and thought I would share them with you.. for fun!! Hope you liked it!!