POP GOES LUISA*

All around the city streets
Luisa chased the bargains;
The market thought ’twas all in fun,
But, NOT for Luisa.

She pushed and shoved and found her way
A sale on every corner
That’s the way her money goes,
Go faster now …Luisa.

Her husband tried to stop her flight
But all her got was fury
That’s the way the story goes
NO MORE husband for poor Luisa.

Song to the melody of “Pop Goes the Weasel”

Sorry if this is weird,
It just POPPED into my head, and I had to post it.

A MEMORIAL DAY THANK YOU*

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I can only imagine how you felt…
On those nights when the horror around you was crushing.
Your soul and your determination at battle with one another.

Your courage and your beliefs were your only comfort…
One you did not really want to share…
But one that was necessary for survival.

I want to thank you for those moments.
I want to honor you with all of my deepest respects.

May you know that I DO appreciate you and what you have done to make my life possible today.

Sincerely,

Luisa Doraz

PLANET EARTH QUESTION*

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IF A FRIENDLY ALIEN LANDED ON OUR PLANET AND ASKED YOU…”WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT PLANET EARTH?”…WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU WOULD SAY?

SKIPPING CHURCH…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he
just had to play golf.

So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton
headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

This way he knew he couldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew
from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in
church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while
looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not going
to let him get away with this, are you?”

The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.”

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell
into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,
“Why did you let him do that?”

The Lord smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?”

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Happy Sunday to you*

Smiles…
Unbelievable FUN…
New adventures…
Day full of peace and laughter…
Always keeping a positive attitude…
You all make it a great day…

Today I plan on shopping. I have to prepare for the graduation party at my place this Wednesday. Son #2 is graduating from junior college. He would like me to make enchiladas( beef/chicken), rice, beans, and corn.. I have to remember to get some tortilla chips and salsa. I have already ordered his cake. Then I need to return some flip flops I just bought. They flipped out yesterday while I was wearing them! I also have to return some UCLA slippers my son #1 got me for Mother’s Day. They are from a catalog order he made from Target. They are ugly! So, I am going to return them and get him to buy me some at the UCLA store. They should be way better. In between all this, I plan on blogging. So, make it a great day. I will see you all soon.

CAN YOU JUGGLE LIKE THIS GUY CAN?…a video for you*

This needs to be watched with the sound on. He is SO good. I just had to share this one. Amazing……come see*

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Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…4/22*

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How often a day do you find yourself doing something “constructive” with your hands?

Quote of the Day…..4/13*

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…4/2*

What do you find yourself getting philosophical about, and how often are you in this mood?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us“”Philosophy is the study of general problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, truth, beauty, justice, validity, mind, and language.””

HAPPY “APRIL” BIRTHDAY to YOU***a new one EVERY DAY!!!!

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Here is a special birthday wish to “all” of you out there with APRIL birthdays!!! Make it a fantastic one!
Many, many more!!

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Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz