BURNING FOOD…LAUGH with DORAZ*

IF IT FITS IN THE TOASTER…I CAN COOK IT…Maxine

One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” her husband shouted.

“I can’t find it anywhere!” she cried, searching through the box.

“Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s manual is burnt to a crisp.”

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WHAT HAVE YOU BURNT LATELY?????

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THE ULTIMATE BUMPER STICKER…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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DO YOU KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO TEXT WHILE DRIVING?

Alzheimer’s Color Test…LAUGH with DORAZ*

More difficult than you might think!

Color Test
These are the things we’re supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer’s Disease. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can’t get 100% on the first try! But I’ m rootin’ for ya…
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.. Follow the directions!
It’s harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!

CLICK HERE FOR THE FUN TEST….GET READY

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CONTRIBUTED by my friend…..:KRISTI KEYPERS

A Thanksgiving Poem I Wrote*

I wrote this poem last year, but I wanted to post it again in time for the holidays Have fun reading it! Can you relate?

WHAT’S A FUNNY HOLIDAY STORY YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING?

FAMILY TIMES

It’s great to have family!

They’re amusing as Hell!

When we all get together,

all we do is YELL, YELL, YELL!

I am especially amused,

When the grandparents say,

” One day I’ll be dead and you’ll

be sorry you acted this way!”

Then the parents chime in

and say, “Shut up, that’s not nice!.”

I am ready to say something,

but I just ” stop ” and think twice!

Why bother, I figure

It all sounds the same,

I guess we have anxiety

and stress to blame!

But when the pleasant event is

all said and done,

We give each other hugs good-bye,

and say “THIS WAS FUN!”

You figure it out!

Believe in Yourself;

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Luisa Doraz

How To Look Young…LAUGH with DORAZ*

How To Look Young

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How To Look Young

****Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the ‘miracle’ products, she asked, ‘Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?’

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, ‘Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.’

‘Oh, you flatterer!’ she gushed.

‘Hey, wait a minute!’ Harold interrupted. ‘I haven’t added them up yet.’

Maxine Cartoon…..NOSE ISSUES*

Is it possible you could have something in common with MAXINE?

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MAXINE CARTOON *

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Thanks to Pam S.