LAUGH with DORAZ…..Happy Anniversary*

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and

wife.”

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25th Wedding Anniversary

At the banquet of Tom and Susan’s 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the
benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

“Tell us, Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”

Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance,
meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES…LAUGH with DORAZ

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

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2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog’s parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

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7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask , If I died, would you get another dog?
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

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SAY HELLO TO…
DENNIS

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Thanks to my good friend, who breeds Poodles…..KRISTI

THE 5 BEST THINGS*

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I’ve been tagged by ERA to write about the five best things that my Hubby has done for me. I will be married 25 years, this November…so he has done quite a bit! I guess I will try to name the top five!
The Five Best Things Hubby Has Done/Does for Me are:
1. With his contribution…I have 2 gorgeous son’s!
2. With his building talents, I have a 1000+ square foot master bedroom…with my OWN master closet!
3. With his quick humor, I manage to smile a lot instead of scream!
4. With his continued success in our company, I am able to buy lots of shoes!
5. With his unconditional love, I feel I am the luckiest gal around!
NOW……..for his bad points! Oh, that is a different story! LOL

Now, as is the custom with blog tags, I tag the following individuals to write a post about the five best things their spouses/significant others have done for them and they in turn, are to tag some friends to do the same. Since most of us all know the same people….I am offering this challenge to anyone on my blogroll..who would like to participate!

BE SURE TO GO SEE ALL OF THE HAPPENINGS WITH ERA

Funny Video for you~~~~

GOT MILK?

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Pam S. wanted me to share this one with you all! It has been around, but it is funny! Hope you like it! A classic!

Happy June Birthday to All*

This Cute Little Frog Wishes you the Very Best!
So do I!

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Named after the Roman goddess Juno. Juno was the Roman goddess for love and marriage, and that is why so many weddings traditionally take place in June. June is the sixth month of the year in the Gregorian calendar. Julius Ceasar named this month in 46 B.C.
Father’s Day is celebrated in the United States on the third Sunday in June.
Gems for June are the pearl, alexandrite, and moonstone.
The rose is the flower for the month of June.
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Then let us, one and all, be contented with our lot;
The June is here this morning, and the sun is shining hot;
Oh! let us fill our hearts up with the glory of the day,
And banish ev’ry doubt and care and sorrow far away.

James Whitcomb Riley

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…5/22*

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Explain why you agree or disagree that couples should “play house,” before they make the commitment of marriage to one another?

The faith in ME………….*

A BIG HUG TO YOU ALL FROM ME!

I do try to always support and encourage my online friends, as much as possible…but, if I have gotten a little slow about it….This is for you all!
Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question….5/8*

To all the people in relationships:

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If a STRANGER had a million dollars in a briefcase that they showed you and told you it was yours if you had sex with him/her…..on the spot…..what would you do? Oh, you could not tell your significant other about it!

To all the people not in a relationship:

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If a STRANGER who did not “look” like someone you would want to marry…told you if you married them…right then…you would get the million dollars…what would you do? Oh, it would have to be till death do you part!

Quote of the Day…..4/15*

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quote of The Day…..4/11*

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin