Marriage Counseling……..with STYLE*

Marriage Counseling

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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, ‘HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD A
CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL.

‘NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A
NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH
A 51 YEAR OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING
UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.’

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH
BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID- LIFE CRISIS!

Good one, Kristi!!!