Even DOGS do it…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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It was a Saturday evening and Joseph and his wife, Ann, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and both were now giving each other the “silent treatment,” vowing not to be the first one to speak.

However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always awoke at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am to get ready for an early morning golf session with his buddies. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and thus lose the “battle”), Joseph wrote on a piece of paper,

“Ann, please wake me at 5:00am.”

The next morning, Joseph woke up at 9am, having missed his tee time with his friends. Furious, Joseph was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t awakened him when he noticed a piece of paperon his nightstand. The note read,

“Joseph, it’s 5:00am. Wake up.”

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WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU USED THE “SILENT TREATMENT?”

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Marriage Counseling……..with STYLE*

Marriage Counseling

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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, ‘HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD A
CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL.

‘NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A
NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH
A 51 YEAR OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING
UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.’

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH
BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID- LIFE CRISIS!

Good one, Kristi!!!