Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question….5/8*

To all the people in relationships:

If a STRANGER had a million dollars in a briefcase that they showed you and told you it was yours if you had sex with him/her…..on the spot…..what would you do? Oh, you could not tell your significant other about it!

To all the people not in a relationship:

If a STRANGER who did not “look” like someone you would want to marry…told you if you married them…right then…you would get the million dollars…what would you do? Oh, it would have to be till death do you part!

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Smile of the Day………*

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident

I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and

I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed

down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup

fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know

how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms

again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Thanks Kristi!

Ooops,oh well….. a FUNNY JOKE…..-)*

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, “There’s no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?”

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, “Not this time!”

Positive statement for today: I am happy to be in the relationship I am in right now!