WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES…LAUGH with DORAZ

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

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2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog’s parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

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7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask , If I died, would you get another dog?
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

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SAY HELLO TO…
DENNIS

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Thanks to my good friend, who breeds Poodles…..KRISTI

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY….-)

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.

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This one is destined to become a classic !
Send it to a friend who needs a smile.

Thanks to Pam for this one!

Typewriter Art…This is beyond words and wonderment..will post more daily…stay tuned….

Paul Smith, the man with extraordinary talent was born in Philadelphia on September 21, 1921 with severe cerebral palsy.Not only had Paul beaten the odds of a life with spastic cerebral palsy, a disability that impeded his speech & mobility but alsotaught himself to become a master artist as well as a terrific chess player even after being devoid of a formal education as a child.‘When typing, Paul used his left hand to steady his right one. Since he couldn’t press two keys at the same time, he almost alwayslocked the shift key down and made his pictures using the symbols at the top of the number keys. In other words, his pictures werebased on these characters …. @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ .Across seven decades, Paul created hundreds of pictures. He often gave the originals away. Sometimes, but not always, he kept orreceived a copy for his own records. As his mastery of the typewriter grew, he developed techniques to create shadings, colors, and textures that made his work resemblepencil or charcoal drawings.’This great man passed away on June 25, 2007, but left behind a collection of his amazing artwork that will be an inspiration for many.

Typewriter Art

Can you believe that this art was created using a typewriter?

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