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MAXINE takes on MARTHA in the KITCHEN…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

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Go to the bakery! Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!
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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant ‘fix-me-up..’
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If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: ‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
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Celery? Never heard of it!

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites

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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.

The throbbing will go away.

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Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in.
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Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

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Lastly, if you don’t share this with your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

Thanks Kristi!

Did you know?……………

Don’t you all even try and act like you all ready knew this either.

I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at
the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil
out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in
the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.

Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an
empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it and looked at the
end of the box. And written on the end it said, Press here to lock end.
Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How
long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic
brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran
wrap and it had one too! I can’t count the number of times the Saran wrap
roll has jumped out when I was trying to cover something up.

I’m sharing this with my friends. I hope I’m not the only person that didn’t
know about this.
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My friend Kristi sent this to me. Just thought I’d share it with you all, too!