“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”
Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
# Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
Little Johnny: Dad, can I go to the bathroom
Dad: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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