Just for Fun*

I thought this was funny. Just wanted to share. Hope all is well.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Make this week the week………

Make this week the week
You get all of those things done
That have been bothering you for days
Or maybe even months!

Just start with a nice calm smile
A cup of your favorite coffee or tea
Think of the action you will take
Then go ahead and conquer!

Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

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Savouring the moments of my life… a poem

As I embark on my journey through time travel

I am reminded of my childhood days

Chasing the chickens around the yard

Eating lots of Italian food

Going fishing with my Dad

Getting my siblings into trouble with my mother

and enjoying every moment with a fresh-baked cookie.

As I travel into my adult life

I am greeted with many passages

Some I see a smile on my face

Some I only notice tears

I do remind myself that I need to savour every second in my life

I do not want to miss the energy floating in my direction

I do want to accept any challenges sent my way

I find them easier to handle that way

When I am in a state of delusion of the world

I find time travel to be a comfort.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Could I be related to Jay Leno?????

Now just look, for a second. The chin looks the same to me! Compare those noses…huh ??He is Italian, so am I! Look at his eyes, same! He is really funny, I am so so! I mean, really??? Someone call the “Tonight Show” for me! I want to be a guest!!! LOL

Buon Natale……….Buon Anno……….

Santa Notte

Santo natal festa dei cuor

Le campane suonano

All’annucio che è nato il Signor

Tutti gli angeli cantano in cor

Il Bambino è nato, Gloria il bambino Gesù

Con il pastor, principi e alla grotta coronno

Santa notte sublime d’amor

Halleluia, è nato il Signor

Redentore del cielo, Noi ti adoriamo Gesù

Another Italian Version

Astro del ciel, Pargol divin,

mite Agnello Redentor!

Tu che i Vati da lungi sognar,

Tu che angeliche voci nunziar,

luce dona alle genti

pace infondi nei cuor!

luce dona alle genti,

pace infondi nei cuor!

Astro del ciel, Pargol divin,

mite Agnello Redentor!

Tu di stirpe regale decor,

Tu virgineo, mistico fior,

luce dona alle genti,

pace infondi nei cuor!

luce dona alle genti,

pace infondi nei cuor!

Astro del ciel, Pargol divin,

mite Agnello Redentor!

Tu disceso a scontare l’error,

Tu sol nato a parlare d’amor,

luce dona alle menti,

pace infondi nei cuor!

luce dona alle genti,

pace infondi nei cuor!

A Wife’s Revenge……..

Too Funny!

An old italian man and woman were married for years even though
they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and
yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement
was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die
I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!” They believed he practiced black magic
and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at
all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a
closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local
bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her
actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a
group to ask these questions: “Are you not worried? Concerned? Afraid
of this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would
dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for
the rest of your life?” The wife put down her drink and said…”let
the old bastard dig. I had him buried upside down.”

Silly Italian Jokes….

Sorry guys, I couldn’t resist posting thse. They are some jokes I heard growing up in New York. Enjoy!

Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
“Don’t worry, Sophie. Luca’s a good man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take care of you.”
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Luca’s got a big hairy chest.”
“Don’t worry, Sophie”, says the mother, “All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. “Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he’s got hairy legs!”
“Don’t worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca’s a good man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
“Mama, Mama, Luca’s got a foot and a half!”
“Stay here and stir the pasta”, says the mother. “This is a job for Mama!”

Q. What’s an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository

How to Impress an Italian Lady:

Wine her, dine her, hug her, support her, compliment her, suprise her, smile at her, hold her, romance her, laugh with her, shop with her, cuddle her, go to the end of the earth for her…

How to Impress an Italian Man:
Show up naked, Bring Beer.

CHE DICI??????

If you go to YouTube under doraz, you can learn how to pronounce those Italian words I have been teaching ya. I had a lot of fun. A friend of mine suggested I do this. Hopefully I do not look too stupid!!! Have a great summer!

You can also hit the tab on my post that says ” My crazy videos.”

Thanks.

#3 Italian Lesson……

Here’s a few more slangs that were requested:

You are crazy…….Tu sei pazza.

What are you saying?….Che dici?

What do you want?…..Che vuoi?

Someone cut the cheese!.Coccudun a fatto la curaia!

Let me know what else you guys want!
Have a great summer!

Do Ya Get This????

Che ste fa?… Che puzza?… No, sai brutta! …Lasciami!!!!!…. Vattene!!!!!

………..CREDINA……….

Check out lesson #1 and lesson #2 if you did not get this.

Have fun…Learn some crazy Italian.