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HAPPY “APRIL” BIRTHDAY to YOU***a new one EVERY DAY!!!!

Here is a special birthday wish to “all” of you out there with APRIL birthdays!!! Make it a fantastic one!
Many, many more!!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Guys….NEVER kick a cat…You know why?????*

Bad Mood

Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”

THIS IS AMAZINGLY COOL……….*(*

She will say anything you type.
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I sure don’t know how they do this .

When you move the mouse around on her
picture, her eyes follow the pointer.

When you write something in the left space..
and then click on “Say It”..she says it!!!

You can also change the person doing the talking…and the language they speak!!

Quite amazing technology !!! Have fun!

Oddcast Text-To-Speech Demos

Thanks to Kristi~~~

INSTALLING A HUSBAND………….*)*.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 ..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:

· NBA 5.0
· NFL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8. 0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

– Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate;

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

*** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program;
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend:

· Cooking 3.0
· Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck!
Tech Support

Love it Kristi, Thanks!