ANY WISDOM LEFT*

My two sons take after their father in many ways. The most recent way is in the area of ones wisdom teeth. It appears that my second son must have his pulled in the morning. We went for a consultation today. My first son had his all pulled 2 years ago. What a mess that was. Now, we get to repeat the fun. My husband also had his wisdom teeth removed. So, it appears the men in the household have NO MORE WISDOM! That does explain A LOT to me! I on the other hand, have ALL of my wisdom teeth. SO THERE! I ask you….”Who holds the strength of wisdom and knowledge in this household?”…You had better answer that one correctly, or else…my Italian New Yorker side may become visible! lol Have fun today. I am sure I will! I will be by asap!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

DELIVERY from THE DORAZ BOUTIQUE*

I wanted to send out hugs to ALL OF YOU who feel you would like some! I hope they bring you comfort, love, and a smile or two! Do not be afraid to show emotions. They give us the strength to move ahead in this crazy world of ours!
Believe in Yourself;
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Luisa Doraz

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PLEASE PASS ON THE HUGS……….

THE 5 BEST THINGS*

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I’ve been tagged by ERA to write about the five best things that my Hubby has done for me. I will be married 25 years, this November…so he has done quite a bit! I guess I will try to name the top five!
The Five Best Things Hubby Has Done/Does for Me are:
1. With his contribution…I have 2 gorgeous son’s!
2. With his building talents, I have a 1000+ square foot master bedroom…with my OWN master closet!
3. With his quick humor, I manage to smile a lot instead of scream!
4. With his continued success in our company, I am able to buy lots of shoes!
5. With his unconditional love, I feel I am the luckiest gal around!
NOW……..for his bad points! Oh, that is a different story! LOL

Now, as is the custom with blog tags, I tag the following individuals to write a post about the five best things their spouses/significant others have done for them and they in turn, are to tag some friends to do the same. Since most of us all know the same people….I am offering this challenge to anyone on my blogroll..who would like to participate!

BE SURE TO GO SEE ALL OF THE HAPPENINGS WITH ERA

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/29*

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WHAT WOULD YOU RENAME YOUR HUSBAND/SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ WIFE…. THAT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, AND WHY??

Something for you to think about*

How to Dance in the Rain

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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health.

He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, ‘She doesn’t know me, but I still know who she is.’

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arms, and thought,

‘That is the kind of love I want in my life.’

True love is neither physical, nor romantic.

True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This is one of those.

The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

‘Life isn’t about how to survive the storm,

but how to dance in the rain

Thanks for the reminder, Kristi!

INSTALLING A HUSBAND………….*)*.

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 ..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:

· NBA 5.0
· NFL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8. 0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

– Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate;

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

*** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program;
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend:

· Cooking 3.0
· Hot Lingerie 7.7

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Good Luck!
Tech Support

Love it Kristi, Thanks!

SMILE for the Day……….3/5 *(*

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He said to me . …. …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Husband of the Year Award……

Husband of the year award:
3rd Place goes to: Greece

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!

2nd Place goes to: Serbia

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And the winner of the husband of the year is:
Ireland

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Ya gotta love the Irish,

The Irish are true romantics . Look , he’s even holding her hand.

HONORABLE mentions..

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Have you seen this guy?….-)*

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Joke of the Night…. For a Quick Laugh-)**

Answered Prayers
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to
the
podium.
She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had
a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.
The
pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could
help
him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation
as
they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and
every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors
performed
a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece
together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum, and wrap wire
around it to
hold it in place.”
Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on
Tom.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom
is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his
scrotum
should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
asked if  anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, “I’m Tom.”
The entire congregation held its breath.
“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”

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