COMEDY….ME?

WHAT TOPICS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE DONE ON A COMEDY ROUTINE ….IF I DID ONE?

Being Funny Hurts………..it ain’t easy!

I do not know if you can understand this, but funny people are usually very serious people. They are people who see the sadness and fears in others as they walk around in their daily life. They can sense that people are not happy and are in personal turmoil and anguish. They can understand the expressions on people’s faces as they attempt a smile, yet are crying inside. Funny people feel a sense of responsibility. They feel that since they have a handle on their lives, they should help others get a grip on theirs. Funny people feel that seeing the humor in life helps a bit. I am one of those funny people. I hope you are ,too! Share the laughter and joy in life with others!

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Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Name Two of Santa’s Reindeer…Joke of the Night….12/12-)*

Name Two of Santa’s Reindeer
On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! “To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.” The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!” she said confidently, “and, …Olive!” The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain… ‘Olive?!?'”. “You know,” the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer…”
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“GET SMART,” movie review……..

The movie,”:Get Smart” was actually funny. I figured it would be one of those stupid kind of funny movies, but it was ok. The adventure and suspense were convincing. The acting was good. It made you think of the old Get Smart series. It showed a side of people that was impressive. It had funny one liners. Adance scene at a party was hilarious and right on! Some of the action parts were ridiculous, but funny and entertaining. I think it is worth watching. Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway pulled it off! I liked the part that Dwayne Johnson played. He was right on!

Cat lovers delight…..

“I’ve learned….That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

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# What is a cat’s favourite movie? “The Sound of Mewsic.”
# What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
# Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
# Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
# What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
# What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.
# What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
# Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
# What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
# Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
# Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.

Funny….Smile…Time to Laugh….

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.”
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!”
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, “Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!”

Resimay from Bryan…you wanna see this!

tTo  hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt t o apply for the job what I  saw in the paper.

I  can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a  counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I  am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond t o me  well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my  spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru  my persinalety.

My  salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat  you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely.   Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly  Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

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Employer’s response:

Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.

THANKS LINDA….WOW!