SPACE ADVENTURE*

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SOON…YOU WILL BE GOING INTO SPACE….TO THE MOON, FOR 6 MONTHS. WHAT WOULD YOU LOVE TO HAVE AS YOUR LAST “REAL MEAL” ON EARTH BEFORE YOU GO?

Diana Krall – Fly me to the moon

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MAXINE takes on MARTHA in the KITCHEN…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

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Go to the bakery! Hell, they’ll even decorate it for you!
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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant ‘fix-me-up..’
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If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: ‘I made it, you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!’
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
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Celery? Never heard of it!

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites

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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.

The throbbing will go away.

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Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in.
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Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

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Lastly, if you don’t share this with your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

Thanks Kristi!

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…..4/7*

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How do you feel about leaving something of value in your grocery cart…like a purse, phone,drink, laptop ,your child….and then turning your back and getting an item down the aisle?

Funny…Laugh time…Smile……

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most all of us have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake.”